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I Believe in God, Not
Nietzsche
by Daniel
Pribble
Twitching with rage and disbelief, a pro-homosexual
student approached one TFP Student Action member and said, Why
are you here? This is a liberal university. Visibly shaken,
he continued: Youre in the wrong place. People on this
campus disagree with you. To this the TFP member nodded: Yes,
thats exactly why we came to let the other side be
heard.
The TFP had gone to George Washington University
in Washington, D.C. to defend traditional marriage as part of a
continuing effort on college campuses. News of their presence spread
like wild fire. Within minutes of their arrival, homosexual activists
started gathering to antagonize TFP volunteers and make vain attempts
to justify the unjustifiable: homosexual vice. Many sidewalk debates
erupted outside the Marvin Center student union building during
the event, which lasted two solid hours.
One student insisted that humans are 97%
percent animal and since animals do homosexuality, people should
do it too. TFP volunteer James Miller explained how some animals
also eat their young. Should humans eat their young too?
he inquired. Her answer was shocking: Yes,
that sounds pretty cool.
Despite the apparently hostile environment,
TFP volunteers stood firm and distributed hundreds of Stop Same-Sex
Marriage fliers. The flier scientifically proves that
homosexuality is not natural, genetic or irreversible.
Three quick-witted courageous students from
George Washington University joined the campaign. TFP Student Action
is very grateful to them for their assistance that truly aided the
campaign.
Another liberal student introduced himself
as a devout Catholic in favor of homosexuality. If
you are a devout Catholic, TFP Student Action director John
Ritchie asked, could you please tell me what the 6th Commandment
is? After a pause and a blank stare he responded, uh
I
dont know, Im not a Bible-thumping Catholic. He
proceeded to explain that the traditional idea of family
father, mother and children is passe. According to him, the
family is whatever one is educated to think it is. When Mr. Ritchie
asked If you were educated to think that you are a cow, not
a human being, would that make you a cow? he responded, Yes,
I would then be a cow.
TFP member James Bascom was called a close-minded
fool and a brainwashed idiot. Whenever he mentioned serious opinion
polls confirming that most Americans oppose same-sex marriage,
he was told that the majority of Americans are stupid.
The campaign reached a climax when TFP activists
peacefully lined up on the sidewalk to pray. As they blessed themselves
and began the Hail Mary, a homosexual activist frantically tried
to stop them by boisterously yelling: Oh, Im sorry,
am I interrupting you? You cant do this! Organized religion
is bad!
When two students asked him what type of
anti-Christian dictatorship he wished to impose on America, he muttered
an illogical reply and insisted that we had to abide by the philosophy
of Nietzsche, a clinically insane German philosopher. As he ranted
on, Mr. Ritchie decided to take a picture. When he saw the camera,
he said, You cant take my picture and shoved Mr.
Ritchie, threatening to destroy his camera. Im going
to break your camera, he said. The calm attitude of the TFP
volunteers in face of this Nietzsche fanatics tirade was very
admirable. The contrast was remarkable.
The TFP members assured the Nietzsche fan
and his friends that they would pray for their conversion, which
sparked a furious response. No, dont pray for us! Dont
pray for us! Go home Crusaders! Go home Crusaders!
Little did they know that being called a
Crusader is a eulogy, one of the most glorious titles a man can
receive, for Catholic Crusaders believe in God, not Nietzsche.
To see a photo essay of this campaign and others,
click here.
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